Michaelisms

This is just for me to remember some of the funny things that Michael has said. I'm trying to clean up my blog a bit.
**August 2010--(After Michael unleashed a whole string of countless questions) Mom: "I don't know, Michael. What do you think?" Michael: "I DON'T think"
**May 15, 2010--Mom: "Michael! We need your fireman expertize!" Michael :"What!? You need the fireman to pee?"--**April 29, 2010--Michael walks over to Mom holding his arm out. Michael: "Mom, look!" I look at his arm but I don't see anything. He points to his arm and I see some small red bumps. I say okay, and Michael says, "I have NIPPLES growing on me!"
**Sometime in April 2010--Nathan had Michael in a headlock. Nathan: "What do you need to say?" (looking for uncle) Michael: "Andrew!" (Andrew is the name of Nathan's brother, Michael's uncle)
**March 26, 2010--Mom: "What does 'A' say?" Michael: "MICHAEL!"
**March 24, 2010--Michael: "Mom, can I play in here?" Mom: , "I don't know, son." Michael: "Say yes!"
**March 1, 2010--Anyone: "Happy Birthday Michael!" Michael: "Yah, Happy birthday to you too!"--He did this all through out the day.
**Feb. 27, 2010--Michael: I want a candy. Nathan: Not right now! Michael: But it's my birthday!
**Feb. 26, 2010--Nathan: Don't step on the carpet or it will eat you up! Michael: But it doesn't have a mouth!
**Feb. 21, 2010--Me: "Come on Michael, get your coat on so we can go home!" Michael: "Calm down Mom!"
**Feb. 11, 2010--Me: "Michael, you're not disobeying are you?" Michael: "Me am, but I wont do it again. I pwamise, Mom, I wont do it again, okay?"
**Feb. 2010--Michael: Let's watch Americol Idon!
**Feb. 2010--Amy from the other room: Michael, you're not hitting your brother are you? Michael: Me am!
**Feb. 2010--I was upset about something he did, and he looked at me, raised his eyebrows, and said, "It's okay Mom. It really is."
**Early Jan. 2010--We were driving on a side road and Michael asked about the bales of hay that were stacked up. Somehow we started talking about how horses eat hay. Then Michael said: "When I'm a little horsey, I'm going to eat hay!"