Saturday, October 3, 2009

30 Days Notice

I, the Landlord (Mommy), am issuing a notice for EVICTION. Tenant (Baby) will have to comply and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until authorization for removal by physician. After which, she will be removed from the property by c-section.

The Tenant (Baby) is being evicted due to breach of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back and sides of the house were also made without approval from the Landlord (Mommy).

Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. Due to the damage by the Tenant (Baby), the foundation has been compromised, and the structural integrity of the house is questionable. The Landlord (Mommy) has also received numerous complaints about frequent nightly disturbances.

If the Tenant (Baby) does not comply with the notice it will result in an immediate and forceful removal at the discretion of a physician and the Landlord (Mommy)
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Yes, it's true. I only have 30 days starting Sunday October 4 until this baby will be removed by c-section!!! CrAzY!!!!!!

5 comments:

Tonya said...

So cute!! I love this idea:) And Congrats!!! That is so fun that you are almost there. Hope the last month goes well:)

Amy and David said...

HOW CUTE!!! I am so excited for you guys!!! You never told me what you need???

Alisha said...

That was awesome! I totally love that! I will definately have to remind that for next time! Good luck!

Kirsty Michaelis said...

Good luck! Remember to take it easy and accept lots of help!!! C-sections are nothing like normal deliveries so rest lots :)

Evaly said...

too funny! hang in there!